Patrick, if you are at all sore after the race, may we suggest a 4 hand massage by McObsessed and I?

Iron Jawed Angels (2004) – Hair Rating (S), Swoon Ok, if I were Hillary Swank, I would make sure that the next time I got to work opposite Patrick Dempsey, I’d get to roll around naked with him.  Yet again, she’s a woman with a cause, which has her turning down the charms of Ben [...]

Brother Bear 2 (2006) – Hair Rating (F), Furry Kenai, formerly a human, now a bear trying to deny feelings for his true love, Nita.  He’s not so smooth with the ladies, but growls like a champ.  It’s quite adorable.  I almost had to turn it off when the Shawoman (instead of Shaman, played by [...]

I feel like we should be reading Highlights. You know, where you spot the differences in the two pictures?  Hat, no hat.  Black shirt, white shirt.

Freedom Writers (2007) – Hair Rating (P), Proto-Dreamy We get that this movie is the Hollywood version of a true story, but damn…I don’t care how much I loved my job, I wouldn’t leave my husband sitting around waiting for me if he looked like Patrick Dempsey.  Patrick’s cast as Scott Casey, the would-be architect [...]

Just like surgeons, McObsessed and I have a code.  Part of that code is silly stuff, Patrday and Ponderings for example.  We have another code.  Patrick, in his celebrity, signed on for a certain amount of public face time.  We admit it, he’s hot.  We’ll look.  The kids?  Nope.  They didn’t sign on for it.  [...]

We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Showtime is airing Freedom Writers nonstop this month. We agree, Patrick, we’d like to see more of your body…of work too.